August 2012
Watchpyrahus:
now-im-just-somebody-that:
urlordandmasteroverlorddurknurr:
jefferrrson:
jaynoodle:
tyyyger:
knife-calledlust:
the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
wow.. is this real?
truth
Now what show this be? One of the best posts on tumblr since it’s creation.
MUST WATCH/REBLOG. Sorry USA, but it’s truth.
There are no words for this.
Absolutely...
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
1 tag
Friendgirl Loves Friendboy: How to apologize to... →
psych-facts:
ARIES: Don’t beat around the bush with forthright Aries. Just fucking ask for their forgiveness, admit you did something wrong, apologize for it, and promise to never do the same mistake again. Stick to your word, because Aries has no tolerance for broken promises. Don’t wait…
fuckyeah-animalcrossing:
Roxas: Knock knock
Sora: Who's there?
Roxas: Nobody
Hetalia pickup lines
Prussia: You're so awesome, I would lose my vital regions voluntarily to you.
Denmark: Wanna lick my vanilla-cone?
England: Are you from Camelot? Because I “came-a-lot” when I saw you.
Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have.
America: You know? My little hero wants to save you from dying as a virgin.
China: I want to dip my Wangtangs into your soup.
France: You give me a treat and I'll show you a trick - with my buddy, the crotch monster.
Germany: I make you wanna taste my Wurst.
Italy: You make my boiled Pasta hard again.
Japan: I saw enough Hentai to know where this is going.
Canada: After this night you will remember my name.
Spain: Ever had a bullfight in bed?
Austria: Pianist have trained fingers if you know what I mean.
Poland: Show me your dick or junk.
July 2012
Watch
gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self...
tsurioji:
holmestucked:
ch4sh:
cronasan:
FORGET HTF WATCH ANIME
please dont join tumblr
you’re fat nasty trash
stop looking at porn ok you’re like 8
(^^^^)
try to stay happy
1 tag
furrys:
im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
wvnderbar:
theslowpokewell:
wvnderbar:
i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
what about skinny straight guys?
everybody has their secrets
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
