they’re watching FBI’s most wanted or something on the tv behind me and at one point the narrarator guys says, ” A mysterious tipster moved down the street. “
but i thought he said hipster and i almost burST OUT LAUGHING LIKE WHAT’S SO MYSTERIOUS ABOUT A HIPSTER OMG DOES HE JUST UP TO HIS MOB BOSS NEIGHBOR AND SAY “Hmmmmmm. Triangles.” AND WALK AWAY?
WHAT DOES THIS MYSTERIOUS HIPSTER DO I MUST KNOW